Week 14 Recap!

First week of playoffs is away, and what a week it was. A huge number of studs underperformed... and your team probably suffered as a result. In case you missed something, here's the news!

Johnny Named Starter

After Hoyer turned out to be a train wreck, Johnny Manziel has been named the starter in Cleveland. This boosts Josh Gordon, who has looked unimpressive after a good first game back. And in case Johnny didn’t have enough to prove, Marvin Lewis called him a midget.

Peyton Manning Killed Your Playoff

Seriously – they went run heavy and used the Thomas duo as a decoy. Emmanuel Sanders got a few targets but not his usual bit. If you’re in a two-week matchup, there’s still hope. If not? Then you probably didn’t survive it. NOW: Peyton Manning mocking you.

Le’Veon Bell Is AWESOME

He’s beaten his personal best three weeks running now. You love his matchup versus Atlanta next week- Atlanta’s defense is terrible.

Redskins Ineptitude

Rams embarrassed ‘Skins by playing them at football. Redskins should stick to the things they are good at – debate club and dodgeball.

Drew Brees Hates Home

The Saints have been a great team on the road, but not so much at home. Brees couldn’t get anything going… but somehow they’re still in the hunt in this god-awful division. They need to hit the road and win some.

Bad Sanchez is Still Bad

In other news, bad QBs are still bad. Case in point: Mark Sanchez. This offense is set up to create good quarterbacks from bad ones, but Sanchez can’t even figure that out. He either needs to figure out the playbook or take a seat.

Jags Held Star TE without Catch

The Jags held Houston’s star tight end J.J. Watt without a catch. Despite this amazing effort, they still managed to lose by 14.

49ers lose to Oakland

In the upset of the week, the 49ers lost to Oakland. This is especially appalling considering it hurts Oakland’s chances to get the number one overall pick next year… when Harbaugh ends up coaching the Raiders. He should have thought twice about losing to his future team.