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All-Star vs. All-Misfit Week 8!

These next two weeks are the most important weeks of the regular season in fantasy football.

I’m not joking. The roster decisions you make in Week 9 and Week 10 will likely decide your fantasy championship. For all of those 6-2, 7-1, or (nice going) 8-0 teams out there, you can take a hit at this point. That means that if you have a player with great matchups in your league’s championship weeks, you can take a 0 at their position if they’re on bye here. Maybe make some trades, boost up your roster. You’ve almost locked up a playoff spot and now that should be your entire focus.

For those teams that are 5-3, 4-4, or 3-5, these weeks are also insanely critical. You’re two games out of locking up a playoff spot or falling completely out of contention. You cannot afford to take 0s, and if you’re rostering two middle-of-the-road TEs, D/STs, or QBs…. Well, don’t do that.

Oh and for those stuggling teams out there - Sometimes you’re the highest scorer in your league. Sometimes, you’re the second highest scorer in your league. In one of my leagues this week, I was the latter… against the former. Some days you put up 182 and they put up 190. Luck of the draw.

The All-Star team contains the top players from each position in terms of Average Draft Positions. For instance, Peyton Manning was the first quarterback off of most boards this year. Therefore, he’s the weekly All-Star QB. If the All-Star player has a bye, I go to the next person at that position by ADP (when Manning is out, I go to Aaron Rodgers, the second QB off the board). The All-Misfit team contains the players that nobody expected to score, but hit paydirt. This team will change drastically week-to-week, as no player can be on it consecutive weeks.

The scoring is ESPN standard, and the team format is: QB, RB, RB, WR, WR, TE, D/ST, K.

Without further ado, here is your Week 8 All-Star team!

QB: Peyton Manning – 23 points
RB: LeSean McCoy – 9 points
RB: Jamaal Charles - 23 points
WR: Dez Bryant - 9 points
WR: Demaryius Thomas – 10 points
TE: Jimmy Graham - 11 points
D/ST: Seahawks - 12 points
K: Stephen Gostkowski – 15 points

Total: 115 points

With Calvin Johnson gone another week (and surprise: he’s gone this week too, folks… Bye Week) Dez tried to fill in again here and failed. However, the takeaways here are that Jamaal Charles’ sluggish start to the season is now a thing of the past – he’s gotten over 100 yards from scrimmage in his last few games. Also – Jimmy Graham is healthy and officially back on the “start with confidence” TE1 spectrum. He’ll return to Top-3 TE shape in no time. McCoy’s still trying to find some holes – I bet he’d find more if he bought all of his O-Line the new Madden so they can see how good they’re supposed to be. Seahawks D/St bounced back after all that chatter, but they’re still matchup dependent, like almost every defense except perhaps the Lions.

Here’s the All-Misfit team!

QB: Ben Roethlisberger - 44 points
RB: Lorenzo Taliaferro - 18 points
RB: Theo Riddick - 13 points
WR: Brandin Cooks - 21 points
WR: Donte Moncrief - 17 points
TE: Tim Wright - 12 points
D/ST: Dolphins - 26 points
K: Billy Cundiff - 13 points

Total: 164 points

Ok, so Big Ben’s Big Day (dibs on the children’s book with that title…) totally skewed this. But last week was a crazy fantasy week, with a bunch of big days for a bunch of people. I expect Taliaferro to be a weekly Flex consideration, with Bernard Pierce clearly in the doghouse. Brandin Cooks is also legit – another weekly flex with WR2 upside (especially playing at home… and he’s a solid WR2 in PPR). Tim Wright makes his second appearance on the misfit team – all that guy does is catch touchdowns, annoy Gronk owners, and catch more touchdowns. Ben Roethlisberger’s production here is a complete flash in the pan – don’t buy into it. If you started him, great. If not, don’t start him this week.

VICTORY: Misfits. By a lot.

Overall: Misfits lead 3-1-1.

Week 9 Waiver Picking

This week is TERRIBLE bye-week. Good luck.

QUARTERBACKS

Michael Vick (@ Kansas City)

Yah, yah, yah I get why you’re screaming at me. But Michael Vick used to be a great QB, and at this point he’s fighting for a starting spot. He’s got cool toys with Eric Decker and Percy Harvin, and the guy can still run. I think he’ll do fine this week.

Brian Hoyer (vs. Tampa Bay)

I’d start YOU versus Tampa Bay. But seriously – he doesn’t completely suck as an NFL QB. Ignore the Jacksonville game. He’ll throw it a couple of times into the endzone.

Teddy Bridgewater (vs. Washington)

Washington’s young secondary looked great on Monday Night Football. But that was a rivalry game in the spotlight. I expect Bridgewater to air it out a lot (especially since Washington actually has a good run defense this year). He’ll throw a TD and maybe sneak one in on the ground.

WIDE RECEIVERS

Mike Evans (@ Cleveland)

He’s getting a decent amount of targets every game, and Haden will try to take away VJax. I think this opens up the field for Evans to score again.

Martavis Bryant (vs. Baltimore)

Just want to throw it out there – the Steelers’ offense looked phenomenal this past weekend. Roethlisberger is coming to Baltimore for a rivalry game, and he’s coming in hot. Bryant will get his.

Allen Robinson (@ Cincinnati)

I like Allen Robinson, and he is the only receiving option you want to own in Jacksonville. He finds the endzone and gets a ton of targets against a Bengals defense that is floundering.

RUNNING BACKS (aka Slim Pickin’s)

Charles Sims (@ Cleveland)

You heard it here first (maybe). Lovie Smith inherited Doug Martin and Bobby Rainey when he came to Tampa Bay. He chose Charles Sims, and talked him up this week. Sims can pass-catch and run the ball hard… and he’s super-duper available in nearly every league out there. Grab him.

DeAngelo Williams (vs. New Orleans)

I usually don’t advocate for starting a Carolina RB. But this week, you may be desperate, and Williams loves to run. He’s the best back on the team, and the only one that’s really healthy.

Denard Robinson (@ Cincinnati)

I told you last week to get him. A lot of you didn’t. Your loss – he’s a bright spot in an otherwise dismal offense. Seriously though – he’s running through holes that aren’t there.

TIGHT ENDS

Dwayne Allen (@ NYG)

Allen is a top-12 TE and I don’t understand why he’s so available. That said, he’s got a good matchup against the Giants, and he’s a favorite target of Andrew Luck.

Larry Donnell (vs. Indianapolis)

On the other side of this game, I think it’s time for Donnell to reemerge. Coming out of the bye, I think he and Eli had a meeting and realized that Eli+Donnell=Touchdowns=winning. I’m not good at math, but I think winning is good.

Niles Paul (@ Minnesota)

Jordan Reed is a top-10 TE. But Gruden has realized that he needs to buy time for his QB to throw at his star wide receiving duo. Niles Paul is their blocking back, and he also gets open for dump passes when coverage breaks down. He’s seeing a lot of snaps, which is worth a streaming add this week.

TOFFG interview: Marshawn Lynch!

This week, we had the honor of interviewing a man of few words - Marshawn Lynch. He typically doesn't like talking to the media, but we were able to get some fake answers out of him.

The Other Fantasy Football Guys: Thank you for joining us today, Mr. Lynch. Can we call you Marshawn?

Marshawn Lynch: Yah.

TOFFG: You actually seem to have a lot of nicknames, such as “Skittles,” “Beast Mode,” and even “Money” back in college at Cal. Where do all of these come from?

ML: I’m Beast Mode on the field. It’s what I do.

TOFFG: What about “Skittles?”

ML: Yo, have you ever had Skittles? Taste the rainbow, man. I got a custom Skittles dispenser in my locker. Keep me goin’.

TOFFG: It really does seem to. You have been unstoppable on the field, but you’ve averaged 300 carries per season going into this year. Aren’t you worried about getting hurt?

ML: I’m just ‘bout that action, boss.

TOFFG: Yes, we know. But what about your physical condition? Have you had any worries about your ability to continue playing at this level?

ML: No. I’m worried about other people trying to play at my level.

TOFFG: Right… in other news, how do you feel about the Percy Harvin trade?

ML: Damn, they got my *censored*.

TOFFG: I’m terribly sorry, Skittles. But how do you prepare for games, going forward? Your team can’t stretch the field as much, so they might not be able to give you the ball.

ML: Stay ready so it ain’t no getting ready.

TOFFG: What does that even mean?

ML: ...

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All-Star vs. All-Misfit, Week 7!

This is a public service announcement – if you have any players on the Lions or Falcons, make sure your lineups are set by 9 am EST. THE GAME IS IN LONDON… with a super early kickoff. Those of you who have Reggie Bush/Calvin Johnson will get clarity on whether they’re playing, super early. But if you have to choose between a Lions/Falcons player and a player later in the day, then… good luck, I guess.

Just a reminder - The All-Star team contains the top players from each position in terms of Average Draft Positions. For instance, Peyton Manning was the first quarterback off of most boards this year. Therefore, he’s the weekly All-Star QB. If the All-Star player has a bye, I go to the next person at that position by ADP (when Manning is out, I go to Aaron Rodgers, the second QB off the board). The All-Misfit team contains the players that nobody expected to score, but hit paydirt. This team will change drastically week-to-week, as no player can be on it consecutive weeks.

The scoring is ESPN standard, and the team format is: QB, RB, RB, WR, WR, TE, D/ST, K.

Without further ado, here is your Week 7 All-Star team!

QB: Peyton Manning – 28 points
RB: Matt Forte – 22 points
RB: Jamaal Charles - 16 points
WR: Dez Bryant - 15 points
WR: Demaryius Thomas – 29 points
TE: Jimmy Graham - 0 points
D/ST: Seahawks - 1 point
K: Stephen Gostkowski – 9 points

Total: 120 points

As usual, all Forte does is produce, produce, produce. Demaryius pulled off another great game – stacking him with Peyton Manning is a winning combination this and every year. However, Jimmy Graham played dead this week… after he was a surprise active. A lot of people (this guy!) were burned by that. Seahawks have become a matchup-based defense… you can safely drop them if they have a rough matchup and someone better is available (Lions, Colts, etc).

Here’s the All-Misfit team!

QB: Kyle Orton - 15 points
RB: Tre Mason - 14 points
RB: Denard Robinson - 18 points
WR: Kenny Stills - 16 points
WR: Allen Robinson - 12 points
TE: Gavin Escobar - 18 points
D/ST: Vikings - 14 points
K: Blair Walsh - 13 points

Total: 120 points

I think all of these players are legit pickups if you need someone in a deeper league, except for Gavin Escobar. Surprise game from Denard Robinson – the Jags are the third-worst run-blocking offense in the league. If the Jags continue to run with him, he could be an intriguing add.

VICTORY: NO ONE! Tie, 120 all.

Overall: Misfits lead 2-1-1. (I've only done this a few weeks, y'all. Calm down.)

Week 8 Waiver Picking

We're halfway to the playoffs. It's time to let some formerly good players go. Here's a list of widely-owned players I think can be dropped/traded in all standard 10-team leagues if you need space: Cordarrelle Patterson, Zac Stacy, Toby Gerhart, Steven Jackson, Doug Martin, Jason Witten, Chris Johnson, Montee Ball, Darren McFadden, Shonn Greene, Riley Cooper, Hakeem Nicks, and Larry Fitzgerald. Commence the riots. 

Here's my waiver recommendations for this week.

QUARTERBACKS

Kyle Orton @ NYJ

I think Kyle Orton has figured out this offense – but frankly that doesn’t matter. He’s playing the Jets, who have a terrible, awful, no good, very bad secondary. They won’t have an answer for the Orton-to-Watkins formula… and that spells success.

Teddy Bridgewater @ Tampa Bay

Remember that preseason Vikings offense that everyone thought would be feared? The one that had AP, Rudolph, and soon-to-be phenom Cordarrelle Patterson? Well… that dream is dead. However, Teddy Bridgewater will show a shadow of that against the Bucs. Start him.

Jake Locker vs. Houston

Jake Locker is coming back! Jake Locker is coming back! We think. But if he plays this week, I like him better than either of the two above-mentioned QBs. He’s got talent to throw to (Justin Hunter, Kendall Wright, and Delanie Walker) and he can run (18 for 107 yards and a touchdown this season). So grab him and go. I like him as a high-end QB2 in 10 team leagues for the rest of the year.

WIDE RECEIVERS

Davonta Adams @ New Orleans

An offense that has Aaron Rodgers throwing the rock can usually support about 3 WRs, and Davonta Adams has taken over that 3^rd WR role. With two touchdowns over the last three games, Adams is a great waiver add this week against a terrible New Orleans defense.

Doug Baldwin @ Carolina

In case you’ve lived under a rock for the past week, Percy Harvin is now over with the Jets. This opens the door for Doug Baldwin to do nothing but produce, produce, produce. Seattle will have to move the ball, and to do so Baldwin will have to catch a few. So grab him – he’s a weekly WR2/Flex play from here on out.

Jarius Wright @ Tampa Bay

See Teddy Bridgewater above. Bridgewater is going to have a big week, and a rising tide lifts all boats (or something like that… I suck at established metaphors). He’s produced pretty regularly since his breakout week 4, so you can start him this week with a good degree of confidence.

RUNNING BACKS (aka Slim Pickin’s)

Note: I’m not listing matchups here. The running backs I list below need to be owned in all 12-team leagues. Some of them need to even be owned in all 10-team leagues. Yes, I mean for the rest of the season.

Tre Mason (St. Louis Rams)

Zac Stacy played 1 snap. ONE. SNAP. Tre Mason is the clear leader of a platoon that includes Benny Cunningham and Stacy (but not really Stacy – ONE SNAP). The Rams have a good O-Line for Mason to run behind, and Mason could emerge as the official starter if he keeps this up. It’s true that he doesn’t play in third-down passing situations, but that very likely will change as the Rams fall in love with this kid. Add him in all 10-team leagues. (Drop Zac Stacy.)

Denard Robinson (Jacksonville Jaguars)

No, the Jaguars are not suddenly going to be good. However, Denard Robinson has the chance to solve fantasy woes for those of you who have Toby Gerhart. Robinson is going to be the starter going forward, and he’s got explosive ability and soft hands. I don’t like his apparent lack of ability to make defenders miss, but if you get him in open space or outside the tackles he will take it to the house. I expect the Jags to be down a lot (duh) but because he operates as a receiver too then he will stay on the field. (Note: in Yahoo leagues he has dual RB/WR eligibility, which is cool.)

Bryce Brown (Buffalo Bills)

Sure, he hasn’t played a snap this year. In fact, he hasn’t been active for a single game this year. But he’s a young, explosive talent that will take over for the Bills now that Spiller is out for the season and FJax is out for a month. There are platoon concerns with Anthony Dixon, but I think Brown is the guy in Buffalo. Add in 10-team leagues. (Bonus: You can also add Anthony Dixon in 12-team leagues.)

TIGHT ENDS

Charles Clay @ Jacksonville

I like Charles Clay as a TE2. I like matchups against Jacksonville. I like Charles Clay against Jacksonville as a borderline TE1. Math.

Scott Chandler @ NYJ

The Jets defense is bad against tight ends… really the Jets defense is bad against anything through the air. Chandler is in a position to produce this week, and he’s received at least 5 targets in all but 1 game he’s played in this year. I say he finally finds the endzone this week with some decent yardage to go with it.

Lance Kendricks @ Kansas City

3 touchdowns in his last 4 games – they like to look for him in the endzone. You can make an argument to start any tight end in the league this year, but this is a pretty convincing one. If you’re desperate, grab him.


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TOFFG interviews... Johnny Manziel and Brian Hoyer!

The Other Fantasy Football Guys brings you the best mediocre fantasy advice on the planet - and now we bring you the best mediocre fake interviews! This week, we interview both Brian Hoyer and Johnny Manziel. One is the starting quarterback for the 3-3 Cleveland Browns, and the other is the Heisman-winning, hard-partying superstar backup quarterback for the 3-3 Cleveland Browns.

The Other Fantasy Football Guys: Thank you both for talking to us today!

Brian Hoyer: It’s a pleasure to be here.

Johnny Manziel: Yah man it’s cash.

TOFFG: Johnny, we’ll start with you. How was it to attempt your first pass back in the game against the Saints?

JM: It was a real thrill bro. You see, they snapped me the ball, right? And then… and then I passed it. The guy dropped it but hey it was a great pass.

TOFFG: That it was, Johnny. You think you’ll attempt another one soon?

JM: Yah, of course, I mean, did you see the Jags game?

TOFFG: We did. That we did. Ugly loss there – 24 to 6. Let’s talk about that actually. Brian – you attempted 41 passes against the Jags, completing just 18 of them. Have you considered retiring?

BH: Retiring? What? No. I’ve only played 6 seasons. That was a tough game, the Jags played us hard –

TOFFG: Johnny’s only got one incompletion this season. You had 23 in this game alone.

BH: He’s only attempted one pass!

TOFFG: Yah but it looked great. On the other hand, you throw incomplete passes 2,300 percent more often than Johnny per game. Are you feeling the pressure?

JM: He’s feelin’ the pressure.

BH: I’m not feeling the pressure. We had good wins against Pittsburgh, Tennessee, and New Orleans. I’m the team’s starting QB. Now, why don’t we talk about how –

TOFFG: Johnny, do you see yourself taking the Browns to the Super Bowl?

JM: Twice a day man, I’m regular. Cash.

TOFFG: That’s good to hear, but we meant the NFL Super Bowl.

JM: Oh, yah. I mean, I won a Heisman and I party hard… so that means I’m good at football and partying. And the Super Bowl is a big football party, so I think I’d be good at that, so I think I’m gonna win the Super Bowl.

TOFFG: How soon do you see yourself taking the reins and leading the Browns to their first-ever Super Bowl win?

JM: Now when you say “Browns” you mean Cowboys, right?

TOFFG: Do you think you’ll be traded to the Cowboys?

JM: Jerry Jones thinks so.

TOFFG: Now Brian – if Johnny is traded to the Cowboys, how do you think that affects your ability to win the starting job here in Cleveland?

BH: I’m the starter now, you a**hole.

TOFFG: Right… and what does Jacksonville think about that?

BH: **** you.

JM: Cash.

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All-Star vs. All-Misfit, Week 6

My friend Jordan S. messaged me his fantasy sorrows.

The poor guy thought his team was solid. He was in a 14-team league, and had traded for some good (not great) fantasy players to compliment his team. He was projected to win this past week 103-78. Going into Sunday, he was all but assured of a win.

But this would be a boring story if he won.

He lost Stevan Ridley and Victor Cruz to injury, and then his QB (Eli Manning) doesn’t show up to play. His Bengals defense fell apart and cost him some points. The rest of his team couldn’t pull out the W. Tough loss, but that’s fantasy.

He wakes up Tuesday and goes to work at the bank where he’s a teller. He writes, “I was cashing this customer’s check when my phone buzzed. I looked at it and let out a little groan. The customer asked me if something was wrong, and all I said was ‘Looks like I lost Knowshon Moreno for the season too.’”

If you lose someone to injury, remember this: You’re not Jordan. Here’s the weekly All-Star vs. All-Misfit matchup.

Just a reminder - The All-Star team contains the top players from each position in terms of Average Draft Positions. For instance, Peyton Manning was the first quarterback off of most boards this year. Therefore, he’s the weekly All-Star QB. If the All-Star player has a bye, I go to the next person at that position by ADP (when Manning is out, I go to Aaron Rodgers, the second QB off the board). The All-Misfit team contains the players that nobody expected to score, but hit paydirt. This team will change drastically week-to-week, as no player can be on it consecutive weeks.

The scoring is ESPN standard, and the team format is: QB, RB, RB, WR, WR, TE, D/ST, K.

Without further ado, here is your Week 5 All-Star team!

QB: Peyton Manning – 21 points
RB: LeSean McCoy – 14 points
RB: Matt Forte - 27 points
WR: Dez Bryant - 6 points
WR: Demaryius Thomas – 16 points
TE: Julius Thomas - 11 points
D/ST: Seahawks - 9 points
K: Stephen Gostkowski – 16 points

Total: 120 points

With Calvin Johnson, Jamaal Charles, and Jimmy Graham out this week, we saw some new faces on the All-Star team. Shady McCoy had his best game of the season, although he didn’t find the endzone. I think he’s back (for real). Matt Forte is reminding fantasy owners why they drafted him in their top 5 overall this season, while Dez Bryant suffered from a Dallas team that now like to run. With the injury to Graham, I think Julius Thomas is almost a lock to end the year as the number 1 fantasy TE. He’s certainly putting up enough touchdowns.

Here’s the All-Misfit team!

QB: Derek Carr – 25 points
RB: Theo Riddick - 13 points
RB: Antone Smith - 12 points
WR: Brandon Lloyd - 14 points
WR: Robert Woods - 15 points
TE: Clay Harbor - 15 points
D/ST: Titans - 12 points
K: Graham Gano - 13 points

Total: 119 points

Surprising game for Derek Carr – but I’m not buying it for the rest of the season. Theo Riddick is about to disappear again with Reggie Bush coming back for a “revenge” game against the Saints. You don’t really need to pay attention to Lloyd, Woods, or Harbor – these were fairly fluky games for them and they’re not reliable fantasy options. However, I will say this: FREE ANTONE SMITH. He’s produced on extremely limited touches, imagine what even a half-workload would do.

VICTORY: For the first time, ALL-STARS!!

 
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(Slightly Late) Week 7 Free-Agent Picking

Whoops. Mid-October is here and I missed an update Tuesday. However, I did update the layout/theme of the site... hopefully you like it (and if you don't, comment below?) I know you all were craving it, so here's the Week 7 Waiver Free Agent Picks.

I'm recommending these players either because they have a change in situation (someone got injured or someone got smart) or because they are have a decent matchup when players are on bye.

Go get 'em.

QUARTERBACKS

Austin Davis (not especially vs. Seattle. But after that? Yah)

Davis came out slingin’ against the 49er’s, and he looked great in the first half. In fact, he looked pretty OK in the second half too. He’s had a few good halves this year, and he’s got good weapons around him. I think he strings together a pretty good game soon. He’s a great bye-week add if you need one… just not against Seattle.

Ryan Tannehill @ Chicago

Don’t get me wrong – Tannehill is not a stud. However, he threw to seven different receivers last week and has put up two touchdowns in each of his last two games. Miami wants to run the ball, but with Moreno out they’ll end up slinging the rock a lot as well. And Tannehill’s running ability is the most overlooked stat in the league – he’s run 16 times for 102 yards this year (6.4 YPA average).

Tom Brady vs NYJ

Is Tom Brady back? Maybe. Does it matter? Not really. New England lost its lead back when Ridley went down, which means the Patriots either have to lean more on Shane Vereen (not likely), lean more on Branden Bolden, or let Tom Brady throw it more. My money’s on the three-time Superbowl Champion.

WIDE RECEIVERS

Odell Beckham Jr. @ Dallas

With Victor Cruz down, and Reuben Randle likely owned in your league, turn to Odell Beckham Jr. He is a rookie talent who the Giants need to utilize if they’re going to have any passing game… which they clearly realize. He’s been named the starting WR across from Randle, and will be a huge factor going forward.

Mohamed Sanu @ Indianapolis

Sanu is another guy who has stepped up because of injury – and now that Marvin Jones is out for the season he’s likely to maintain his value. He exploded last week, so he may have been claimed in your league. However, if he is available you have to grab him. With AJ Green likely out another week, he’s the best WR option the Bengals have.

Brandon LaFell vs NYJ

LaFell is a mystery wrapped in an enigma – he’s exploded in the last two road games and produced duds in the last two home games. However, he’s going up against a depleted Jets secondary that just lost Dee Milliner for the season. I think he’s going to have a good day, even though he doesn’t like to show up at home.

RUNNING BACKS (aka Slim Pickin’s)

Jerick McKinnon @ Buffalo

McKinnon finally got the start over Matt Asiata this week – after I told you to pick him up last week. However, many of you have still not picked him up. In case you need convincing, here’s his stat line from this past week: 11 rushes for 40 yards and 6 catches for 42 yards… AGAINST THE DETROIT LIONS, who have one of the absolute best run defenses in the league. Sure, he’s up against Buffalo this week (another good run defense) but you’re going to add him and start him. This is your last chance.

Ronnie Hillman vs SF

Another guy who got a good opportunity this week and is going to stay there. Sure, I have concerns about Juwan Thompson getting the goal line carries. But Ronnie Hillman ran well where Montee Ball did not. When Ball comes back, Hillman likely keeps this job.

Storm Johnson vs Cleveland

This is more a PSA for you Toby Gerhart owners out there than an endorsement of Storm Johnson – if you want to own a Jags running back, you want Storm Johnson. Toby Gerhart is not good. But then again, the Jags are not good. So if you own one of their RBs, it better be this guy.

TIGHT ENDS

Dwayne Allen vs Cincinnati

The Cincinnati defense has been embarrassed the past two weeks (it suck - I have them in two leagues). Allen has produced 4 touchdowns in his last 6 games, and his yardage totals aren’t bad either. He’s one of Andrew Luck’s favorite targets in the endzone, against the league’s worst TE defense. Go get ‘em.

Jared Cook vs. Seattle

Yes, it’s Seattle. But Seattle is actually the second worst TE defense in the league (after the Bengals… see Allen, Dwayne). Cook has had at least 4 catches and 44 yards in each contest this year, and Austin Davis will have to throw to him to have any success in this game.

Jace Amaro - @ NE

This is more for deeper leagues, but Jace Amaro is worth a look. If you need a tight end this week, consider that Amaro is going against a Patriots defense that allowed 105 yards to Scott Chandler last week. For those of you who are scratching your heads and asking “Who’s Scott Chandler?” – he’s the Bills’ tight end. And Amaro is better than him. 

TOFFG Interview: Bill Belichick!

The Other Fantasy Football Guys brings you the best mediocre fantasy advice on the planet - and now we're bringing you the best mediocre fake interviews! Starting with Bill Belichick - head coach of the Patriots, five time Super Bowl Champion, and the physical incarnation of Satan to fantasy players everywhere.

The Other Fantasy Football Guys: Mr. Belichick, thank you so much for talking to us today. Can we call you Bill?

Bill Belichick: No.

TOFFG: Right… Mr. Belichick, I’m sure you’ve seen on ESPN and Yahoo the comment that you must hate fantasy football players, because you change your gameplan every week so that you have no real fantasy-reliable players. What do you have to say to that?

BB: I don’t hate fantasy football players. I’m a fantasy football player myself.

TOFFG: Oh? How many leagues are you in?

BB: One. And I’ve won it three times. 2001, 2003, and 2004.

TOFFG: Those happen to be all the years you won the Super Bowl with the Patriots.

BB: I draft Patriots.

TOFFG: But Mr. Belichick, if you draft Patriots then why is New England’s backfield so unclear? It’s always been a weekly debate between Stevan Ridley and Shane Vereen. Even now that Ridley’s out for a while, we have to debate between Brandon Bolden and Vereen. Why the uncertainty?

BB: That’s easy. I hate Shane Vereen.

TOFFG: What?

BB: I hate Shane Vereen. It’s my personal mission to make his life hell. I’d trade him off the Patriots, but it’s easier to torture him if I have direct control over his snap count.

TOFFG: Is he on your fantasy team?

BB: Hell no. But I know he has himself on his team. So I give him enough snaps to give him hope that he’ll do well, then hand the goal-line touches to some lumbering oaf like James Develin. He loses his matchup every week. Almost enough to make me smile. Almost.

TOFFG: But what about Ridley’s lack of touches?

BB: I have Ridley on my team, and I usually give him the bulk of the carries when I’m gonna have a tight fantasy game. I have Brandon Bolden handcuffed to him though. That’s why Bolden had 10 carries when Ridley went down.

TOFFG: Ok… What about Tom Brady? I guess it must have stunk to have him for the first four weeks of the season.

BB: I actually didn’t have him for the first four weeks – I just recently got him in a trade. That’s why I’m giving him the ball more now. I didn’t want someone else to cash in on my gameplan.

TOFFG: So does that mean we can count on Brady for the rest of the season?

BB: No. I might trade him. You know who you can count on though? Tim Wright.

TOFFG: Tim Wright? Are you serious? He’s owned in less than 5% of leagues!

BB: Yes, but I just started a league where I have two TE slots. So I start Gronk and Wright. That’s why Wright had 1 catch for 1 yard and 1 touchdown. I was playing against Vereen and he was in line for the carry… so I had Brady throw it to Wright. Vereen almost had an aneuryism. Wright's gonna get a TD a week if I can manufacture it.

TOFFG: Why hasn’t Danny Amendola done anything for fantasy owners this year? He seems almost like an afterthought in your real-life offense.

BB: Wes Welker has Danny Amendola on his fantasy team. F**k Wes Welker.

TOFFG: You are a horrible, vindictive little man.

BB: Correct. But I have five more Super Bowl rings than you.

TOFFG: And three more fantasy championships. Any last comments for our readers?

BB: On to Chicago.

TOFFG: You play the Jets next – it’s a division matchup. On Thursday night.

BB: Yah, but they suck. On to Chicago.

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All-Star vs. All-Misfit, Week 5

Another week. Another matchup. Another victory. If this doesn’t sound like you, you should examine your lineup. Ask yourself: Did you start your studs? If the answer is yes, then ask yourself – what could you have done better?

The answer is: Probably nothing.

This has been a wacky fantasy season, and it doesn’t look like that will change. Here’s 5 weekly ways to deal with it:

1 - Cry.
2 - Ask your respective god(s) “WHY?!”
3 - Turn to your friend and yell “Who the hell is Branden Oliver anyway?!”
4 - Sit in shell-shocked silence. Consider the global implications of the Ebolapocalypse.
5 - Suck it up because it’s fantasy football.

Besides, even All-Stars don’t win all the time. Hence, the weekly All-Star vs. All-Misfit matchup.

Just a reminder - The All-Star team contains the top players from each position in terms of Average Draft Positions. For instance, Peyton Manning was the first quarterback off of most boards this year. Therefore, he’s the weekly All-Star QB. If the All-Star player has a bye, I go to the next person at that position by ADP (when Manning is out, I go to Aaron Rodgers, the second QB off the board). The All-Misfit team contains the players that nobody expected to score, but hit paydirt. This team will change drastically week-to-week, as no player can be on it consecutive weeks.

The scoring is ESPN standard, and the team format is: QB, RB, RB, WR, WR, TE, D/ST, K.

Without further ado, here is your Week 5 All-Star team!

QB: Peyton Manning – 31 points
RB: LeSean McCoy – 6 points
RB: Jamaal Charles – 8 points
WR: Calvin Johnson – 0 point
WR: Demaryius Thomas – 34 points
TE: Jimmy Graham – 3 points
D/ST: Seahawks - 2 points
K: Stephen Gostkowski – 21 points

Total: 105 points

Calvin Johnson put another dud, and he may be absent from this team next week if he’s inactive. Demaryius Thomas owners are relieved to see he had a huge game – this should continue. Unfortunately for LeSean McCoy owners, he’s behind a terrible defensive line and is likely a high RB2 with top 3 RB upside – if the O-Line figures out what they’re doing. Jimmy Graham’s bye couldn’t have come at a better time – he should be fine coming out of it. And those of you who drafted the Seahawks in the 7^th round – how does that feel now?

Here’s the All-Misfit team!

QB: Austin Davis – 26 points
RB: Branden Oliver – 29 points
RB: Pierre Thomas – 22 points
WR: Kendall Wright – 20 points
WR: Brian Quick – 20 points
TE: Tim Wright – 14 points
D/ST: Packers – 23 points
K: Phil Dawson – 20 points

Total: 174 points

Well, this is a hodgepodge of mediocrity. Davis looked solid, and something may come of that performance. Kendall Wright finally had the performance his owners have been waiting for. Brian Quick is also a legit WR and will be top-20 the rest of the way, especially in PPR leagues. However, Pierre Thomas and Branden Oliver are flashes-in-the-pan. Oliver’s performance against a usually rock-solid Jets D/ST came when the defense was gassed beyond belief. He’s worth a look until Donald Brown comes back, but is no better than Danny Woodhead in this offense. Tim Wright could have value but it will be unpredictable, so you have better options out there. As for Pierre Thomas – if you have him, make an offer to every single other team in your league. Maybe someone will buy into his huge game. But you’re not going to get Brandon Marshall for him.

VICTORY: MISFITS!

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Post-Week 5 Waiver Picking

QUARTERBACKS

Joe Flacco (@ Tampa Bay)

Flacco was sacked a few times last week against Indianapolis, but that was due to recently filled holes on their O-Line. With some experience under their belt this week, they have a great matchup against Tampa Bay. He’s a good flier this week.

Andy Dalton (vs. Carolina)

I normally don’t like Andy Dalton, but he’s got a good matchup against a struggling Carolina defense. At home after an embarrassing loss to the Pats, I think Dalton reignites his connection with AJ Green and airs it out both to Green and somewhat to Bernard.

Desperation Pick-Up: Kirk Cousins (@ Arizona)

Cousins was impressive against what many consider to be the best defense in the league – he didn’t turn it over at all and connected on some deep throws. You could do worse this week.

Avoid! – Tony Romo (@ Seattle)

Seattle will be out for blood this week after they allowed the Redskins to stay in the game too long. Expect them to attack the Cowboys with all they have. Because this is a run-first offense and Seattle is at home, stay away from Romo.

WIDE RECEIVERS

Justin Hunter (vs. Jacksonville)

Well, looks like Justin Hunter decided to show up. He’s a huge physical talent and will get open frequently against Jacksonville. This should be just like practice for him.

Brian Quick (vs. San Francisco)

The number one wide receiver on a team that has dedicated themselves to throwing the ball. Why Quick isn’t owned in more leagues, I do not know. Grab him.

Desperation Pick-Up: Odell Beckham Jr. (@ Philadelphia)

He grabbed a TD last week, and like Hunter is a great talent. The Giants will feed him, and he’ll do passing well against a porous Philadelphia secondary.

Avoid! – Greg Jennings (vs. Detroit)

He’s an afterthought in this offense. Jarius Wright and Cordarrelle Patterson are where it’s at in Minnesota.

RUNNING BACKS (aka Slim Pickin’s)

Andre Williams (@ Philadelphia)

The Giants offense is clicking, and they can definitely run the ball. As the clear backup to an injured Rashad Jennings, Williams will get the majority of the touches over the next few weeks. He will be a solid RB2 until Jennings comes back.

Ronnie Hillman (@ NYJ)

The Broncos have repeatedly said they want to have a dynamic run game. Now that Montee Ball is out of the mix for a while, the most likely beneficiary is Hillman. He’s a dynamic back and could carry the load. If he does well, he may have the job for the rest of the year.

Desperation Pick-Up: Brandin Oliver (@ Oakland)

Yes, he exploded this past week. However, it came against an exhausted Jets defense who were on the field constantly. I don’t think he’s a long term solution, but he has a good matchup and would serve as a decent plug and play this week.

Avoid: Patriots Running Backs (@ Buffalo)

Ridley looked great last week – their O-Line really clicked. But so did Vereen. The back situation here is completely muddled, and on the road against Buffalo is not where you want to find out that you got Belichick’d.

TIGHT ENDS

Heath Miller (@ Cleveland)

How many times do I have to say this: Heath Miller is legit. He’s awesome. Big Ben likes him. Grab him. Start him. He’s reliable.

Owen Daniels (@ Tampa Bay)

Daniels looks good in Baltimore – and he’s got a good matchup against Tampa Bay. He’s one of Flacco’s favorite targets and a good red-zone threat. I expect him to get into the endzone this week.

Desperation Pick-Up: Luke Willson (vs. Dallas)

Willson did well in blocking and has good receiving tools. With Zach Miller out, he’s the clear primary TE option in Seattle, with a decent matchup against Dallas. You could do worse.

Avoid: Zach Ertz (vs. NYG)

I like Ertz, and I like him in this offense. However, Sproles and McCoy are getting some of the short work, and the Giants are good against tight ends. If you can, I’d avoid him this week.

Defense/Special Teams

San Diego Chargers (@ Oakland)

The Chargers’ defense looks good, lately. They have a great matchup against Oakland this week. If they’re available in your league, you should use them. If you were smart enough to grab them the last two weeks, then keep using them.

Green Bay Packers (@ Miami)

Even though they’re going on the road to Miami, the Packers should get it done this week. Ryan Tannehill will probably turn it over a few times, and the Packers defense may even score here.

Desperation Pick: Baltimore Ravens (@ Tampa Bay)

I guess it’s Ravens week here. Tampa Bay is a good matchup for any defense this season. If you’re in a deeper league, look here.

Avoid: Houston Texans (vs Indianapolis)

Andrew Luck is coming to town. As awesome as JJ Watt is, there is only one of him. All the weapons the Colts have will result in a tough day for Houston.

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There Are Mistakes... and Then There's You.

If you can tell me week to week who will be the highest scoring players in fantasy, then I will call you a genius and soon-to-be millionaire.

That said, we can make educated guesses based on production and matchups. That’s where the phrase “Always start your studs” comes from. It’s why you start Matt Forte over Robert Turbin. Sure- Turbin may bust off an 80 yard touchdown run. But you’d still be an idiot to start him if Marshawn Lynch is healthy. Matt Forte catches and runs in a pretty good offense – his talent, opportunity, and production make him the obvious start.

Because we have this relative predictability, you can pretty much always tell when someone has made a less-than-intelligent move. You know what I’m talking about – when someone trades a stud for two scrubs who have had big games. You look at it, scratch your head, give a sigh and move on. Unless you’re on the receiving end of that trade. That’s when you watch your season tank.

This column is dedicated to the mistakes.

Since I began writing this blog, our readership has steadily grown. This is the first article that includes reader letters. If you recognize something from your league, chuckle along. If you’re the guy who made the bonehead move… sorry ‘bout it. Here we go!

Dear TOFFG -

I have a buddy in a two quarterback league. The guy he's playing dropped Tom Brady in order to sign ... Charlie Whitehurst. Bonehead move?

-JM

You know what – I don’t hate this move. Brady has looked terrible and the Titans have weapons. However, it’s Tom Brady… and it’s Charlie Whitehurst. I would drop Tom Brady in a standard league, but not necessarily in a two-quarterback league. And certainly not for Charlie Whitehurst. Whitehurst didn’t choke this week, but some other available QB’s I like better than him include Blakes Bortles, Brian Hoyer, and maybe even Joe Flacco. Charlie Whitehurst is a backup quarterback.

Here’s another:

I traded Peyton [Manning]  for Aaron Rodgers and AJ Green after the Rodgers injury last season.

-CS

I know that this didn’t work out for the guy. He toughed it out, but Rodgers was out for a lot longer than anyone thought. On its face, it doesn’t look like as much of a boneheaded move. However, once you break it down – you should have avoided this. 1^st mistake – trading for an injured quarterback. 2^nd mistake – trading away the number 1 quarterback. When you trade Peyton Manning away for an injured QB, even if that QB is Aaron Rodgers, you’re going to lose. At least you got AJ Green out of it – he probably helped you make the playoffs, even if you weren’t going to win the league.

Here's a truly dumb move from about two weeks ago, when Jamaal Charles missed a week with what was called a "high ankle sprain."

Dear TOFFG -

Just got offered Jamaal Charles for Terrance West. Thoughts?

-JS

My response - "Jesus Christ, take the trade. Take the trade and run. Seriously, do you play with drug addicts?"

Week 5 Game Picks (and How They Affect Your Fantasy Team)

Here's something new for you - who I think is going to win each game this weekend, and who I think are going to be the best fantasy players in each matchup.

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Atlanta Falcons @ New York Giants

Pick: Giants
Falcons Fantasy Leader – Julio Jones, WR
Giants Fantasy Leader – Eli Manning, QB

Eli’s offense is in a groove, and I think he finds his receivers for a few scores. This is going to be a huge shootout, but I can see Julio exploding for oodles of yardage. I mean, what else are the Falcons gonna do – run it?

Chicago Bears @ Carolina Panthers

Pick: Bears
Bears Fantasy Leader – Matt Forte, RB
Panthers Fantasy Leader – Kelvin Benjamin, WR

The Panthers defense is atrocious, and the Bears will move the ball how and when they want. Marshall, Cutler, and Jeffery will all do well, but I think Forte blows up. For the Panthers – Benjamin has been a reliable fantasy asset, and they can’t run the ball.

Cleveland Browns @ Tennessee Titans

Pick: Browns
Browns Fantasy Leader – Jordan Cameron, TE
Titans Fantasy Leader – Delanie Walker, TE

This outcome is a toss-up, but the best fantasy options for both teams are clear-cut. You can’t trust Hoyer, Tate, Crowell, or Hawkins to be consistent. You can’t trust Locker, Wright, Hunter, or Sankey to be consistent. But these tight ends? They’re studs.

St. Louis Rams @ Philadelphia Eagles

Pick: Eagles
Rams Fantasy Leader – Brian Quick, WR
Eagles Fantasy Leader – LeSean McCoy, RB

The Eagles are going to destroy the Rams, and it’s not going to be close. McCoy gets the most points because he’s frustrated from the last two weeks and he gets a lot of clock-control time. Play Brian Quick for the Rams, because he’s the only consistent receiver they have.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers @ New Orleans Saints

Pick: Saints
Buccaneers Fantasy Leader – Vincent Jackson, WR
Saints Fantasy Leader – Drew Brees, QB

The Saints, at home, coming off an embarrassing loss to the Cowboys? Brees is going to air it out. I also think Jimmy Graham and Brandin Cooks have great days here. On the other side of the ball, the Bucs will exploit the most overrated defense in football, and Vincent Jackson will be the beneficiary.

Houston Texans @ Dallas Cowboys

Pick: Texans
Texans Fantasy Leader – DeAndre Hopkins, WR
Cowboys Fantasy Leader – DeMarco Murray, RB

If I had any balls, I’d pick J.J. Watt to be the Texans leader. But unless you’re in an IDP league, you can’t start him. So take DeAndre Hopkins and run with him, because he’s got talent and volume of targets. DeMarco Murray will be fed – fast and frequently. The Cowboys are now a running team.

Buffalo Bills @ Detroit Lions

Pick: Lions
Bills Fantasy Leader – Sammy Watkins, WR
Lions Fantasy Leader – Reggie Bush, RB

Both of these teams have great run defenses, meaning that they’ll have to lean on their passing game. However, while I expect this to benefit Watkins on the Bills’ side, Bush will be the biggest beneficiary for the Lions. Calvin Johnson had a dud last week and may be limited this game, and Tate is dealing with hamstring issues. Bush has soft hands, and has proven in years past that he can produce when he receives 20+ touches.

Baltimore Ravens @ Indianapolis Colts

Pick: Colts
Ravens Fantasy Leader – Steve Smith Sr., WR
Colts Fantasy Leader – Andrew Luck, QB

This will also be a shootout. However, I expect Flacco to focus in on Smith Sr., because the guy is on a hot streak. Luck will pass the ball around to all his receiving threats, and may even run one in here. Oh, and did I mention the Raven’s D/ST has only 1 pick and 4 sacks this year? Go get Luck-y.

Pittsburgh Steelers @ Jacksonville Jaguars

Pick: Steelers
Steelers Fantasy Leader – Antonio Brown, WR
Jaguars Fantasy Leader – Allen Hurns, WR

The only analysis needed for this pick is why I chose Brown over Le’Veon Bell. It’s because I expect the Steelers to get up quickly and sit Bell by the fourth to avoid freak injuries. Brown will rack up the yardage and TD’s in the time before the Steelers put in the second string.

Arizona Cardinals @ Denver Broncos

Pick: Broncos
Cardinals Fantasy Leader – Andre Ellington, RB
Broncos Fantasy Leader – Julius Thomas, TE

This is going to be a great game. Ellington will find some open ground to move and catch, while Thomas will find the endzone for at least a pair of scores. Really, the only players I don’t like in this matchup are Montee Ball (Cardinal’s run defense is pretty good) and Larry Fitzgerald (big name, bad production this year).

Kansas City Chiefs @ San Francisco 49ers

Pick: Chiefs
Chiefs Fantasy Leader – Jamaal Charles, RB
49ers Fantasy Leader – Colin Kaepernick, QB

I’m going against the popular consensus by picking the Chiefs and Charles here, but I think he stays hot and gets it done against a good 49ers defense. I also think Kaepernick runs for a touchdown, but the Chiefs pull out a close one.

New York Jets @ San Diego Chargers

Pick: Chargers
Jets Fantasy Leader – Bishop Sankey, RB
Chargers Fantasy Leader – Eddie Royal, WR

Geno Smith will turn it over a few times in this game, and the Jets will have to go to Sankey just to keep drives going (he’s going to be hot here). And… I guess I’m all in on Eddie Royal this week. Watch that blow up in my face.

Cincinnati Bengals @ New England Patriots

Pick: Bengals
Bengals Fantasy Leader – Giovani Bernard, RB
Patriots Fantasy Leader – Julian Edelman, WR

The Pats were embarrassed last week, so coming home they’ll get the ball moving by hitting their best wide receiver frequently. On the Bengal’s side of the ball – they go to their strong ground attack to keep the Patriot’s defense on the field and to wear down the Pats by the 4^th quarter.

Seattle Seahawks @ Washington Redskins

Pick: Seahawks
Seahawks Fantasy Leader – Percy Harvin, WR
Redskins Fantasy Leader – Kai Forbath, K

Ok, so I don’t really expect Forbath to be the highest fantasy scoring Redskin. I think it will be whoever starts at TE (Niles Paul or Jordan Reed). But because we have no idea who is going to start between them, I picked the only guy I expect to score for Washington. Also – I think Harvin returns one for a touchdown here.


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All-Star vs. All-Misfit, Week 4

You know what an all-star team looks like. Superstars at every position, dominating everything. However, 2014 is a strange fantasy year. Our expected superstars are looking like super-duds, while some misfits are rising to prominence.

Enter: the weekly All-Star versus All-Misfit matchup.

The All-Star team contains the top players from each position in terms of Average Draft Positions. For instance, Peyton Manning was the first quarterback off of most boards this year. Therefore, he’s the weekly All-Star QB. If the All-Star player has a bye, I go to the next person at that position by ADP (when Manning is out, I go to Aaron Rodgers, the second QB off the board).

The All-Misfit team contains the players that nobody expected to score, but hit paydirt. This team will change drastically week-to-week, as no player can be on it consecutive weeks.

The scoring is ESPN standard, and the team format is: QB, RB, RB, WR, WR, TE, D/ST, K.

Without further ado, here is your Week 4 All-Star team!

QB: Aaron Rodgers – 28 points
RB: LeSean McCoy – 1 point
RB: Jamaal Charles – 28 points
WR: Calvin Johnson – 1 point
WR: Dez Bryant – 10 points
TE: Jimmy Graham – 12 points
D/ST: Panthers - -8 points
K: Stephen Gostkowski – 2 points

Total: 74 points

Jamaal Charles and Aaron Rodgers saved this team from total disaster this week. With Peyton Manning, Demaryius Thomas, and the Seahawks D/ST on bye this week, only Rodgers showed up as a replacement to do anything. In fact, the Panthers D/ST is now a poster-child for why you never draft a D/ST before the second-to-last round.

Here’s the All-Misfit team!

QB: Ryan Tannehill – 20 points
RB: Jerick McKinnon – 14 points
RB: Knile Davis – 11 points
WR: Eddie Royal – 22 points
WR: Brandon LaFell – 17 points
TE: Larry Donnell – 23 points
D/ST: Eagles – 23 points
K: Blair Walsh – 17 points

Total: 147 points

Rarely do you see the back-up to one of the starting All-Star players score enough to make the misfits (looking at you, Knile Davis). Notables on the misfit team are: Larry Donnell (who didn’t start himself in fantasy), Eddie Royal (the eternal fantasy football zombie from Virginia Tech), and the Eagles D/ST (who outscored the offense… see LeSean McCoy above).

VICTORY: MISFITS!

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